A Tragic Lactate Blast

A Battlestar Galactica Podcast by two dudes watching it for the first time… but in a completely random order!

Episode 02×11 - Let Mack Bark

July 4th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica S2 E14 - Black Market. Dee give Apollo a pep talk about "workouts", Skully's jelly donut explodes, E.T. loses a bracelet, bad guys don't carry weapons, Lee calls Forest Whitaker's bluff, and Bub tells two anecdotes about propositions with which he was presented. Green Jelly should have been the musical guest.

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Episode 02×10 - He Gets a Spa

June 29th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Episode 10 - The Passage. A Cat has some Herpes, Hillary Clinton initiates a Noun Challenge which Bub loses, an eyeball has a wedding, Javier Bardem makes an appearance, Sigourney Weaver movies get confused, and Fall Out Boy is ON FYYYYAAAHHHH!!!!

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Episode 02×09 - If Hat

June 14th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 6 - Faith. Tom Hanks gets relieved of his duties, Chewbacca doesn't make sense, Sam likes cold pizza, the Kindergarten Teacher loves Kool-Aid, Karen Thrace needs a shower after hearing unstruck music, and the girl in goop sings nicely. Flo Rida is shockingly not a musical guest.

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Episode 02×08 - I Had The Best Tint

April 4th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 3 - The Ties That Bind. Callahan and Chief enjoy beating the tar out of each other, a baby walks into a bar (sort of), Starbucks is mean to Sam, one of Sam's Frat buddies calls him a Bro, a naked man squirms out of some goop, Bub and Quinn both have PSAs to share, and Fred Durst yells at us all.

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Episode 02×07 - The Pandas Can Hit

March 28th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 2 Episode 17 - The Captain's Hand. Callahan and Chief find Newt from Aliens, The Kindergarten Teacher again shows that she likes to kill babies, a dude quarter-turns some valves, 4 direct hits from nukes do minor ship damage, a unicorn shows up, and Bub almost dies during the show.

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Episode 02×06 - Yea I’d Hit An Elf

March 21st, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Episode 15 - A Day in the Life. The Hot Dog scratches his hot dog, Lee starts to come into his own because his mom is dead, the Old Man's old lady haunts him because she's a terror, and Callahan and Chief do some extreme sports. Musical guests Tony! Toni! Toné!, The Misfits, and Weird Al Yankovic.

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Episode 02×05 - Stab Ideally

March 14th, 2016

Bub and Quinn think they watch S1E2 Water, but actually watch Battlestar Season 1 Episode 3 - Bastille Day. On this Pi Day episode, Salt Eye Brushes his teeth with a bottle of Jack, Starbucks and some random, awesome kid reenact Top Gun, someone pulls the Walker Texas Ranger lever, the Kindergarten Teacher becomes a rap sensation, and parents have to die.

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Episode 02×04 - I Hunted Cowering Moss Gnats

March 7th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 7 - Guess What's Coming to Dinner. The guys have a visit from Bub's wife, Beth! Baltar has a Nip Squad, the Cylons stuff a girl in a box, Gaeta is the worst hospital roommate in the history of mankind, and Beth crunches through the whole episode! IT'S AMAZIIIINNNNGGGG!!!

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Episode 02×03 - Bunnies Hiss In Feuds

February 29th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Episode 9 - Unfinished Business (The Ron Moore Version) and are confused. Starbucks punches a hotdog to near death, Chief beats up a dirty-fighting Old Man, Callahan actually carries something, the Kindergarten Teacher forgets to clean her room, and Apollo and Karen Thrace dance.

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Episode 02×02 - They Jeer Tofu Pie

February 22nd, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Episode 11 - The Eye of Jupiter. Baltar becomes Jesus, a small fire is started in a mom's panties, Apollo likes to make out at tree locations, The Kidergarten Teacher tries to kill a baby, and Quinn goes on an epic recap rant.

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