A Tragic Lactate Blast

A Battlestar Galactica Podcast by two dudes watching it for the first time… but in a completely random order!

Episode 02×01 - 1 Sharp Intercourse Trip

February 15th, 2016

SEASON 2 PREMIER!!! In this episode, Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 2, Episode 11 - Resurrection Ship: Part 1 and they're joined by Special Guest Doug! Baltar and the Old Man mumble, Starbucks takes pictures of the Cylons' backsides with an iPhone 7, Scuttlebutt makes an appearance, and the Imaginary Friend loves making pyramids.


Episode 01×13 - The Sad Related Lovers

January 4th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 5 - The Road Less Traveled. Starbucks makes friends with Tyrone Biggums on her endless pursuit of crack, she beats up Leoben during her endless pursuit of crack, Ron Moore's wife tells him to get out of her closet, D.B. Sweeney makes a cameo, and there is much rejoicing. With special musical guests Motley Crew and Gary Wright.


Episode 01×12 - Fox Noise

December 28th, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 2 - Six of One. Starbucks is given a Russian because she's German, Baltar mumbles during business time while becoming his own imaginary friend, the Kindergarten Teacher has terrible aim, and Bub plans a stroke party for sometime in the future. You know, the normal stuff.


Episode 01×11 - A Mild Safari Sans Otter Dens

December 21st, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 18 - Islanded in a Stream of Stars. There's a Quantum Leap Reunion when Sam shows up in a bathtub full of soup, John McCain misplaces his eyeball, The Old Man and The Kindergarten Teacher hang out with Afroman, and Baltar turns into David Koresh. Too much confusion... uuggghhh... dead.


Episode 01×10 - Creed Tats

December 14th, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 2 Episode 1 - Scattered. In THE DECASODE, the guys teach you some math, there's a Fraktor Fest, a girl hates carrying things, Gaeta daisy-chains soap bars and becomes a revolution, and a medic chooses to have an enema over a hot massage. With special musical guests J. Cole, Macklemore, Ke$ha, and Andrew W. K.


Episode 01×09 - Pixies God Sneers For A Tea

December 7th, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 1 Episode 7 - Six Degrees of Separation. Baltar whines, a Cylon Baby is made, Starbucks pouts and gets all gooey, people drop deuces, Kevin Bacon is nowhere to be found, and The Settlers of Catan show up.


Episode 01×08 - Gases Up

November 30th, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 2 Episode 10 - Pegasus. A mythical flying horse shows up out of nowhere, a mole goes on a power trip, John McCain gets drunk again, Sharon and the Imaginary Friend are treated very poorly, Helo and Chief become awesome, Bub's voice goes all Portlandia. With special guest Zach Sajak.


Episode 01×07 - Tom Gags 2 Krill On A Slap Bet

November 23rd, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Season 1 Episode 13 - Kobol's Last Gleaming: Part 2.The Old Man and the Kindergarten Teacher have a lovers' quarrel, Baltar and the Imaginary Friend visit Stonehenge, Sharon is terrified by seeing herself naked, and Starbucks shoots at the Arrow of Apollo. With special musical guests Spinal Tap, Barenaked Ladies, and Henry Rollins.


Episode 01×06 - 33

November 16th, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Season 1 Episode 1 - 33. Grumpy females, salty beer, amazingly fast facial hair growth, and the meesta meesta lady round out some of the subjects of this week's podcast. The guys also have a special guest and Battlestar Galactica fan join them.


Episode 01×05 - Uh Beth

November 9th, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Season 4 Episode 9 - The Hub. There are two dead girls in soup, Al from Quantum Leap shows up without his cigar and Ziggy, someone has sleep apnea, a massage goes terribly wrong, and Rafiki makes a triumphant and slightly cynical return! What the smoke is going on?