A Tragic Lactate Blast

A Battlestar Galactica Podcast by two dudes watching it for the first time… but in a completely random order!

Episode 02×11 - Let Mack Bark

July 4th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica S2 E14 - Black Market. Dee give Apollo a pep talk about "workouts", Skully's jelly donut explodes, E.T. loses a bracelet, bad guys don't carry weapons, Lee calls Forest Whitaker's bluff, and Bub tells two anecdotes about propositions with which he was presented. Green Jelly should have been the musical guest.

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Episode 02×10 - He Gets a Spa

June 29th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Episode 10 - The Passage. A Cat has some Herpes, Hillary Clinton initiates a Noun Challenge which Bub loses, an eyeball has a wedding, Javier Bardem makes an appearance, Sigourney Weaver movies get confused, and Fall Out Boy is ON FYYYYAAAHHHH!!!!

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Episode 02×08 - I Had The Best Tint

April 4th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 3 - The Ties That Bind. Callahan and Chief enjoy beating the tar out of each other, a baby walks into a bar (sort of), Starbucks is mean to Sam, one of Sam's Frat buddies calls him a Bro, a naked man squirms out of some goop, Bub and Quinn both have PSAs to share, and Fred Durst yells at us all.

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Episode 02×07 - The Pandas Can Hit

March 28th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 2 Episode 17 - The Captain's Hand. Callahan and Chief find Newt from Aliens, The Kindergarten Teacher again shows that she likes to kill babies, a dude quarter-turns some valves, 4 direct hits from nukes do minor ship damage, a unicorn shows up, and Bub almost dies during the show.

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Episode 02×06 - Yea I’d Hit An Elf

March 21st, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 3 Episode 15 - A Day in the Life. The Hot Dog scratches his hot dog, Lee starts to come into his own because his mom is dead, the Old Man's old lady haunts him because she's a terror, and Callahan and Chief do some extreme sports. Musical guests Tony! Toni! Toné!, The Misfits, and Weird Al Yankovic.

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Episode 02×05 - Stab Ideally

March 14th, 2016

Bub and Quinn think they watch S1E2 Water, but actually watch Battlestar Season 1 Episode 3 - Bastille Day. On this Pi Day episode, Salt Eye Brushes his teeth with a bottle of Jack, Starbucks and some random, awesome kid reenact Top Gun, someone pulls the Walker Texas Ranger lever, the Kindergarten Teacher becomes a rap sensation, and parents have to die.

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Episode 02×04 - I Hunted Cowering Moss Gnats

March 7th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 7 - Guess What's Coming to Dinner. The guys have a visit from Bub's wife, Beth! Baltar has a Nip Squad, the Cylons stuff a girl in a box, Gaeta is the worst hospital roommate in the history of mankind, and Beth crunches through the whole episode! IT'S AMAZIIIINNNNGGGG!!!

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Episode 01×13 - The Sad Related Lovers

January 4th, 2016

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 5 - The Road Less Traveled. Starbucks makes friends with Tyrone Biggums on her endless pursuit of crack, she beats up Leoben during her endless pursuit of crack, Ron Moore's wife tells him to get out of her closet, D.B. Sweeney makes a cameo, and there is much rejoicing. With special musical guests Motley Crew and Gary Wright.

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Episode 01×12 - Fox Noise

December 28th, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 2 - Six of One. Starbucks is given a Russian because she's German, Baltar mumbles during business time while becoming his own imaginary friend, the Kindergarten Teacher has terrible aim, and Bub plans a stroke party for sometime in the future. You know, the normal stuff.

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Episode 01×11 - A Mild Safari Sans Otter Dens

December 21st, 2015

Bub and Quinn watch Battlestar Galactica Season 4 Episode 18 - Islanded in a Stream of Stars. There's a Quantum Leap Reunion when Sam shows up in a bathtub full of soup, John McCain misplaces his eyeball, The Old Man and The Kindergarten Teacher hang out with Afroman, and Baltar turns into David Koresh. Too much confusion... uuggghhh... dead.

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